just decided im not going to college! me and my geeky lesbian friend, her femme lesbian gf, my stoner friend n his dog are going to go around the world in my van to solve mysteries instead
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Tony Stark ‘Love You 3000′ phone wallpaper, please like/reblog if you save :)
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
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Florida living 5 feet above sea level and voting for the party that doesn’t believe in climate change…
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The day I started posting about #bvb was the best day of my life.
im beggin dude, don’t take my man
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i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
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*sticks my leg in the air* give me attention
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learning to move around discomfort
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peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—
bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—
peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION
Bruce Banner, voice cracking about to cry: th-thanks
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yknow when you wear a big hoodie and let the sleeves fall way past your hands and then you flap your hands…that’s good fun
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when u make a joke only u and ur friend get
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